The end is near - if we don't stop it (TOTAL WARFARE (p.2))

Only a few days ago, Wine 0.9.27 arrived. Only a week after Whine 0.9.26 came out, this proves that the end is near, as Wine 1 might exist! It is a pathetic thought to try to run the stupidity of Microsoft on the all powerful Linux, but it is happening right under our feet. Few programs get to version 1, I am working on 6 distros at versions 0.0.0.0.0.0.1alpha, 0.0.0.0.0.0.0.1beta, 0.0.0.0.2beta, 0.0.0.1.0.2beta, 0.0.0.0.0.3rc1, and 0.0.0.0.5. When a program reaches version 1, it gains significance in the Linux world. But, though it is probably a lie that it is actually going to be version 1, it might infect the minds of the semi-pure and wreck fully their lives as they attempt to run evil mind demolishing programs.

It is tempting to many to use graphics, and KDE and GNOME are bad enough. Even Slackware, Debian, and Gentoo have X11 now. The majority of the Linux community uses them, in fact. But Wine is now a threat, for with version 1, it may have a chance to run WINDOWS 3.1 APPLICATIONS!!!!!!!, rather than graphicsless DOS.

WineHQ has a commercial division, CodeWeavers, which sells closed source scum. People may thing Wine is GPL'd, but that is not the case. It was once under a BSDish license, which, when their code was turned into Winex/Cedega, they got a new license. But the corruption of a bad license continued. Stallman had created the LGPL as a lure for the unholy to come closer and closer to the true GPL. But WineHQ has taken advantage of it! As Wine grows stronger, CrossOver grows one step ahead of it. If Wine reaches v.1, CrossOver may be seen as useful, because it might be by then 32 bit!

And as Hell burns closer, a fake ix will try to take advantage! ReactOS claims to be a mixture of Windows and Linux, but is more like Idiotic and Lying Idiotic. With the current 0.3, it discovered Ethernet, but as time rolls by after its 10 years of existence being marked by access to this blog via the web, by its 15th year, through Wine's v.1, it may too be 32bit, as the world reaches 128bit.

WE MUST STOP THIS TRAGEDY! How can this be done? We must infect their code. This is not true Linux, so here is the solution - make versions of them that delete the kernel so they can never claim to use anything but stupidity again! This can be done by taking advantage of one fact - Ubuntu users are numerous but stupid!!! So, my friends, download the deb from http://winehq.com/site/download-deb, and change the deb (you should all be fluent in Debian, right?) so that it overrides vmlinuz with a fake kernel with a source containing:
float x=0;
while(0==0){
x=x+.919403;
}

This will quickly overload their system, creating a fear of Wine, and stopping this calamity. Add it in the Debian repository with a name including Wine that will attract the idiots Ubuntu is aimed at. Problem solved.